Here Comes Dinosaur! (Here Comes Santa Claus/WoW Parody)

Because we're working on and hoping to beat Thok, here's a quick song I whipped up, because the juxtaposition of a giant rampaging dinosaur against the bells and joy that is "Here Comes Santa Clause" was too good to pass up.

I wrote the lyrics, I'm the (passable, not great) vocalist, and I edited the video and music. The backing track is not mine, it was arranged and performed by Aaron Campbell, nor are most of the images (a good chunk of the funny ones actually come from an earlier post by Prinnie Powah of That Was an Accident!), though the ones of the Naaru and Garrosh/Zaela I whipped up myself.

So without further ado, I present, Here Comes Dinosaur:

Here comes dinosaur,
Here comes dinosaur,
Right down dinosaur lane,
Garrosh and Zaela and all their minions
Pullin' on the reins.
Raid lead's screaming, players' bleeding,
All is bloody and wiped.
So run like crazy and say your prayers
'Cause dinosaur eats tonight.

Here comes dinosaur,
Here comes dinosaur,
Right down dinosaur lane.
He is a boss that's filled with loot
For the rogues and mages to claim.
Hear those boss mods jingle jangle,
Oh what a terrible sight.
So keep ahead or you'll be dead
'Cause dinosaur feasts tonight.

Here comes dinosaur,
Here comes dinosaur,
Right down dinosaur lane.
He doesn't care if you're heals or tank,
He'll chomp you just the same
Tha Naaru know we're Titan's children,
That makes everything right.
So fill your raid with DPS
'Cause dinosaur fights tonight.

Here comes dinosaur,
Here comes dinosaur,
Right down dinosaur lane.
He'll come around when the adds get out
And the roaring starts again.
He won't get to eat us all
If we just run from the light
So let's give thanks to the raid lead's strat
'Cause dinosaur dies tonight.

No I don't have too much time on my hands, why do you ask? :)